The Long Review
30+ hours logged before a word is written. Full breakdowns of the big releases with a plain 1–10 verdict and no publisher deadlines pushing the score.
New drop every Thursday · Free to read
SavageQuestChampions is a Melbourne-run gaming blog that scrapbooks the good stuff — honest reviews, deep retro dives and the messy joy of couch co-op — into one hand-pieced collage.
Late-night session, controller two down — Carlton, 2026.
No sponsored fluff. Just the pages we actually want to keep — pasted down with real playtime behind every score.
30+ hours logged before a word is written. Full breakdowns of the big releases with a plain 1–10 verdict and no publisher deadlines pushing the score.
New drop every Thursday · Free to read
Deep dives into the classics — CRT settings, cartridge lore and where to actually find them in Melbourne. A love letter to the games that started it.
Fortnightly · Reader picks welcome
Two players, one sofa, zero patience. We rate local multiplayer on how many friendships survive the final boss, with pizza pairings included.
Monthly · Bring a friend
Hand-drawn maps, spoiler-safe walkthroughs and the one hidden item you always miss. Written for people who play after work, not speedrunners.
Weekly · Searchable archive




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"The Long Review talked me out of a $110 pre-order and into something I actually loved. No other site does the maths that honestly."
"Their Retro Cabinet piece sent me to a tiny shop off Lygon Street and I walked out with a mint SNES. Best rabbit hole I've fallen down."
"The Couch Co-op Diaries are the only reviews my partner and I both trust. We plan our whole weekend around the monthly pick."
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Phone: +61 3 9663 1229
Email: [email protected]
Studio: 73 Cardigan Place, Carlton VIC 3053
Desk hours: Mon–Fri, 10am–6pm AEST